Showing posts with label Jimmy Carr. Show all posts
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Friday, December 07, 2012

A DUTY to ONE’s COUNTRY

On the day that the Chancellor was delivering his admission of failure (sorry, autumn statement), I fell to thinking about the tax system (my internet connection was down for a couple of days so this posting has been delayed). We’re frequently told that it is too complicated and that it needs simplifying. Equally, its complexity appears to be such as to defeat attempts to simplify it. This is a mere fig-leaf for inaction. Successive governments of all inclinations have neglected to tackle either the convolutions that allow the astute and the unscrupulous to avoid paying their dues or the resultant chasm between rich and poor, a chasm that has continued to widen, despite the presence of supposedly egalitarian ministers throughout a majority of the past fifty years.

Chancellor Osborne

What can be done? I propose that some new principles activate taxation policy. The first is to make it an overarching truism that taxation is a contribution rather than a penalty. We all pay lip-service to the famous dictum in John F Kennedy’s inauguration address more than fifty years ago: “Ask not what your country can do for you – ask what you can do for your country”. Yet we generally resent paying our dues, talk in terms of “the burden of taxation”, even of “state grabs”, and have no compunction about paying the window-cleaner or the decorator in cash so that we avoid VAT and he avoids tax altogether.

Tory Chancellors generally aim to cut taxation because they subscribe to a liberal fiscal policy of reducing public spending and “giving back” to the electorate or rather, as we anti-Tories call them, to “their friends in the city”. But this stance implicitly confirms the notion that tax is an imposition. Rather, government needs to engineer a change of mindset so that the duty on goods and transactions is seen as that other kind of duty, a civic duty. The fine distinction between tax evasion and tax avoidance needs to be eradicated. Not paying one’s dues is too often seen as a legitimate sport – and certainly less culpable than taking unmerited benefits (which robs the country of far less). But avoiding/evading tax needs to be re-categorised as what it really is: anti-social behaviour, deception and indeed theft.

Old Rupe

Then the thrust of tax should be firmly fixed onto income and purchasing. These are clearly identifiable areas of accounting where deception is most easily detected. Let income tax, from whatever source, be calculated on a straightforward sliding scale. This can allow government to manipulate the wider economy to ensure that wealth really is redistributed and the gap between rich and poor reduced. I propose that personal taxation be as rigorous and simple as possible. If the respective amounts that various classes and strata of citizens receive and hold can be controlled by tax, there is no need to overlay on that system a cat’s cradle of ifs and buts that is complicated and susceptible to exploitation. Let us abolish the tax loop-hole once and for all.

If the bulk of tax is taken based upon an individual’s income, the great majority of other occasions for imposing duty may be done away with. Taxes on business, on enterprise, on firms and on organisations could be cut to a minimum. By the same token, business deductions should be done away with too. If tax on enterprise is low, there is no argument for or need for outgoings to be set against tax. Businesses will have to cover their expenditure in the charges that they make to others or in the rates of pay with which they reward themselves and their people.

Young Rothers

But if trading outfits are permitted to keep the great majority of their income and profit and only see taxation begin to kick in when that income and those profits are disbursed to share-holders, directors, pension-holders, employees and those with whom they make trades, there ought to be more incentive to plough profits back into the business. The traditional blurring between business expenditure and capital expenditure would no longer bedevil tax claims.

Taxation on corporate profit (capital gains) could be abandoned, encouraging business to invest. Tax on spend – what used to be called purchase tax and is now VAT – could be more carefully targeted, especially to help those for whom certain items like domestic utilities, eating out, petrol and clothing make up a high proportion of costs. The black economy aside, taxes associated with purchasing do not lend themselves so readily to corrupt practices.

Under my taxation system, it would be the level of personal income that would be most closely scrutinised by HMRC. No individual would be able to pass himself off as a business as many have profitably done to date, most notoriously the comedian Jimmy Carr.

Barclay bros

Nor would individuals be able to avoid their dues by living abroad. The press barons have never been slow to avoid paying their dues. US citizen Rupert Murdoch contributes no tax to the British government and employs an army of accountants to minimise doing so elsewhere. Lord Rothermere, owner of The Daily Mail, contrives to live in tax exile even though his main residence is in Wiltshire, a remarkable piece of juggling (his newspapers are registered in Bermuda and the wealth he inherited from his father was not subject to British penalties because Rothermere Sr lived under the rather less draconian tax regime in force in Paris). Performing the onerous task of owning The Daily Telegraph from their tax haven in Monaco, the multi-millionaire Barclay Brothers must have laughed to scorn the fainthearted level of graft in the Westminster village that was so comprehensively uncovered by their organ. Moat-cleaning indeed! Why not acquire a Channel Island? That’s a vastly more cost-effective scam.

The issue of “non doms” did exercise politicians and commentators on all sides for a while in the century’s first decade, but to no lasting purpose. The question of whether someone who lives abroad for tax purposes should enjoy status privileges in Britain is, to my mind, an irrelevant and misleading question. Where someone designates her or his principal residence is far too exploitable a matter. Income should be taxed not on the basis of where the earner lives but where the income is earned. Better yet, follow the practice of the IRS in the United States: tax without reference to either the location of the earner’s domicile or the country of the income’s origin. To avoid taxation, Americans have to renounce their US citizenship altogether and even after that their US income is taxed on the same basis as that of a guest worker. You don’t hear of US billionaires living as tax exiles. And if rich Americans can tolerate such a system, Brits sure as hell can too.

P Green

No doubt there would be a degree of departure from these shores among those unwilling to submit to contributing an appropriate proportion of their wealth to public provision. Such people merit a one-word response: “Goodbye”. If, to continue owning several mansions and a private jet, they are obliged to be based in a country where, beyond their gated communities, they are surrounded by abject poverty, that is for their consciences to reconcile. But it is a self-serving myth that our industries cannot survive without greedy, grasping individuals. They can and will survive (the BBC managed to go on after Jonathan Ross, for instance) because there will always be people who are thoughtful as well as talented, who want work that is stimulating first and lucrative only as may be, and who will choose to stay in a decent society that diligently cares for all its members.

Tax-dodging needs to be much more heavily penalised. There is no sensible argument for sending such crooks to jail. The penalties that hurt are financial ones. Let any individual found to have avoided taxation be fined five times the amount avoided. And let organisations, companies and corporations pay twenty times the tax shortfall. Such penalties ought to have a deterrent effect. The present argument about tax avoidance that is immoral but not illegal is an absurdity. If the tax laws cannot be streamlined so that any tax bill that is morally justified is simultaneously obligatory, the authorities have only themselves to blame for their failings.

Jumping Mick Flash

Finally, there is the black economy. Many who rail against the bestowing of (for instance) a knighthood on Philip Green or Mick Jagger for services to tax avoidance do not turn a hair at under-the-counter transactions of their own. Well, you may ask, how can one track down the black economy? The task can certainly begin. The Television Licensing Authority notoriously comes calling on householders who do not own a television licence on the argument that not all of these people can possibly be getting by without a television. Something similar could be undertaken to confront those who do not register on HMRC’s records. Some of those accumulating cash-in-hand income while registered for benefits would certainly be caught that way. Maybe HMRC might also work fruitfully in tandem with the Ministry for Work and Pensions to identify those many millions who are entitled to receive state benefits and credits but, usually out of ignorance, do not receive them.

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On the subject of Sir Mick Jagger, the 50th anniversary of the formation of the Stones reminds of the two gigs of theirs that I attended in my youth. The big megastar one was at Earls Court as part of their European tour in May 1976. But I more fondly recall the rougher band that I saw – still including Brian Jones – at Kettering Granada in January 1964, when they closed the first half of a bill topped by the Ronettes. Now that was real rock’n’roll history.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

To the TOWER with THEM

For anyone asked to speak about popular culture who then launches into a diatribe about something that he calls “Man You”, the Crown Jewels would not be likely – as I understand it – to refer to the treasures kept on semi-public display in the Tower of London and pressed into service for that rare event, a coronation. No, sir. What that dunderhead pictures when he hears the phrase “the Crown Jewels” is a menu of sporting events. Hard to credit, I know. But that is the barrel-bottom-scraping state of our culture.

My devotees will be aware that sport is not one of my subjects; though I am surprised to note how often the words “sport” and “football” and the names of sportspeople appear in the link list on the right of this page. In the narrow and self-regarding world of sport, the phrase “Crown Jewels” apparently has come to refer to a list of events that are considered in some sense “nation-uniting” – like the coronation itself, perhaps – and therefore worthy to be kept available for viewing on free-to-air television rather than being subject to acquisition for exclusive transmission by fee-charging broadcasters (i.e. the non-UK-tax-payer Rupert Murdoch). I couldn’t give a tuppenny damn whether people watch, say, some rugby match on BBC1 or on Sky Sports, always providing that programmes that I want to watch are not delayed, displaced, postponed or cancelled. The most imperilled fixture in the schedules at those times when sports events march all over them is the main evening news bulletin. God help the broadcasters if there is extra time being played in a “vitally important” game of tiddlywinks when news is breaking of the passing of the sovereign (or – worse – Madonna). Some sports producer will certainly be in an agony of indecision as to whether to hold out till the end of the game,

I am only interested in this matter because I am interested in – or, to be more accurate, I used to be interested in – broadcasting policy. Nowadays, British television by and large bores me to tears when it is not appalling me by its vulgarity and speciousness. One of the factors that has destroyed television is its own developing treatment of sport which, in its turn, has destroyed those qualities of sporting prowess and achievement that once could credibly be called honourable.

Permit me to explain. Not so very long ago – in my lifetime, at any rate – much of sport at national and even international level was played by amateurs. The last bastion of amateur sport, the Olympic Games, only fell to the inevitable as recently as the beginning of the 1990s and Olympic boxing is still restricted to non-professionals. In golf, tennis and boxing, “turning pro” remains something that competitors do only after becoming regulars in international competition and the major tournaments in the first two sports continue to reserve a limited entry for non-professionals who are on the verge of crossing over. When I was young, the Wimbledon champion often did not return to defend his or her title because he or she had turned pro during the interim. In 1968, the championships were finally declared open and prize money allowed for the first time. Professionals not seen there for some years promptly returned to the fray.

The professionalizing of sport coincided with its growth in importance to television schedulers. After years of the indefensible duplication of, most notably, the FA Cup Final simultaneously live on BBC and ITV, competition for exclusive coverage rights took hold in earnest. The administrators of the various sports saw that there was a lucrative market here and encouraged competitive bidding. But the innovations and refinements introduced by the broadcasters to make their coverage more exciting and therefore more attractive both to potential audiences and to the owners of the rights had a significant downside.

Action replays, repeated highlights and so-called analysis of incidents and decisions by referees and umpires distorted the natural arc and the internal rhythms of each game, not to say the very nature of the respective sports. What’s more, it undermined deeply the authority of those charged with controlling the players.

And advertisers saw an easy way of reaching huge captive audiences. Gradually, merchandising has swamped all sports, so that leagues and tournaments have to be identified by a brand name, players enter the arena festooned with logos, arenas pulsate with animated advertising and greenswards are painted with logos only readable from camera positions, all specifically designed to draw the eye from the sport itself.

And of course the television and marketing money has raised the salaries and fees that sports stars can command to stratospheric heights. Sport now outbids movie and rock music fame as a means by which working class boys and, to a lesser extent, girls can climb into major wealth. Not surprisingly, then, every sport – there are now no exceptions as far as I am aware – is subject to cheating and financial corruption, some of it on an industrial scale.

The whole culture of sport has been transformed in a couple of generations. Now Sky Sports dictates the day and time when events will take place, in order to maximise its own options for coverage. Never mind if the local fans are inconvenienced or the clubs find fixtures bunching or clashing with other plans. Meanwhile, in many sports, playing for your country is now considered more of a nuisance than an honour. Football managers in particular would rather not risk the limbs of their phenomenally expensive star players in international duty. Indeed, football managers lead the way in systematically undermining the authority of referees. That’ll be the day when Sir Alex Ferguson concedes that the opposing team got an unlucky break.

Predictably enough, the recommendations of the panel – charged to re-examine the Crown Jewels and chaired by former BBC sports journalist and Football Association executive David Davies – have been condemned on all sides. Giles Clarke, chairman of the England and Wales Cricket Board, told The World at One yesterday that cricket would be reduced to “extreme poverty” if the Ashes Tests played in England were obliged to be shown free-to-air. Before Mr Clarke uses such a foolish phrase again, I suggest he make a trip to sub-Saharan Africa. The people there have to eat their cricket bats.

On the other hand, administrators of events like the Derby – which, Davies recommends, should not be considered a “Crown Jewel” – are equally outraged by a sense that they have been downgraded. The fat-arsed executives who sit in offices and count the money brought in by their respective sports want it both ways: they want broadcasters to cough up so much for the rights that every other area of broadcasting is impoverished, but they also want the big audiences that only free-to-air transmission can deliver: evidently 2.4 million watched the 2005 Ashes on Channel 4 but only a bit over half a million paid to see this year’s live coverage on Sky.

How the FAE’s rationalise their two-pronged complaint is that their respective sports “at grass roots” will be the component that is impoverished if Murdoch’s riches are denied them; as if they mention the grass roots at any other juncture. I have a proposal for the seeding of the grass roots in any sport, that could be taken up whatever the outcome of the Crown Jewels proposals. Let every participant in any sporting field, whether player or administrator, who makes more than, say, £75,000 per year from the sport and its associated endorsements pay a levy of, say, 50 percent of earnings into a fund for the sport’s grass roots. I think that’s fair. How many helicopters does Michael Owen need, for Pete’s sake?

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Another broadcasting matter currently exercising commentators is that of the kind of so-called joke that gives great offence to certain sectors of the audience. As someone brought up on the traditions of wit, humour, drollery and wordplay, I cannot but find these sorts of “jokes” pretty poor at best. But then I am considerably more radical than those self-proclaimed “edgy” comedians who believe they are … erm … pushing the envelope. After all, I can be offensive without even having to use the dodgy excuse that I am being funny. Unlike that cunt Jimmy Carr.